ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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