Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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