I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
zippers are such a cool invention
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
