gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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