I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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