maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
tell me about the fingering
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
