I would go down on you faster than GM stock
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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