Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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