fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize