Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
