The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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