from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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