This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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