Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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