Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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