hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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