Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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