I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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