i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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