I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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