hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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