Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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