IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
