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(704): View more from North Carolina

Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...

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(940): View more from Texas

Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work

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(716): View more from New York

fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans

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(810): View more from Michigan

during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"

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(925): View more from California

WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Thanks for the bagel and the sex.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.

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