operation harelip BJ is a go
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
wow bdsm is so cute
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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