She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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