stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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