is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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