so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She bit a glass in half.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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