I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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