I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Someone signed my nipple.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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