Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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