I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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