Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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