$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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