I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I still have a little drunk in my system
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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