It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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