i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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