When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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