also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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