I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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