I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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