Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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