She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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