Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
