But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
someone owes me an orgasm
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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