Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Randomize
