Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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