AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
