what if I'm pregnant?
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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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