ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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