omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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