The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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