she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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