My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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